Grannies Kitchen Humor
10. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering.
Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
9. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to
say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (name)."
Then hang up.
8. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
7. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
6. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this
conversation."
5. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if
they called you.
4. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer
you up.
3. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
2. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
... and the Number 1 Alternative Way To Order Pizza:
1. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other
line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
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